AngrdOmniscient1: --appears before nick, weighing very little, hair falling out-- niiiiiick, save meeeeee
DHSMafiaNick: 0_o
DHSMafiaNick: the hell?
AngrdOmniscient1: craaaack
DHSMafiaNick: hahaha
DHSMafiaNick: lmfao
AngrdOmniscient1: eeeeeeveeerrr craaaack
AngrdOmniscient1: o.o jp
DHSMafiaNick: no crack for you!
AngrdOmniscient1: i've played that game almost all day
DHSMafiaNick: (everquest nazi)
DHSMafiaNick: haha
AngrdOmniscient1: lemme see
AngrdOmniscient1: woke up, played eq
AngrdOmniscient1: server went down, played KOTOR
AngrdOmniscient1: got off KOTOR, played EQ
DHSMafiaNick: my name is Anna. I am 6 years old. My daddy killed me 1 year ago. He stabbed me with a knife 12 times. I have possessed the person typing this. If you don't tell 20 people about my story within the next 10 minutes, I will be standing in the next doorway you turn into with a knife, or I will crawl onto your bed at night with it. You will not mistake me. I am wearing a tattered white blood stained dress, the one my daddy killed me in, and I have long dark hair. Please tell anyone..no send backs
AngrdOmniscient1: b b b b bullshit
DHSMafiaNick: i know
DHSMafiaNick: friggin HILARIOUS
DHSMafiaNick: ppl are sending this shit left and right
AngrdOmniscient1: i've gotten that thing in emails
DHSMafiaNick: morons
DHSMafiaNick: besides
DHSMafiaNick: ghost or no
DHSMafiaNick: i can EASILY overpower a 6-year old girl w/ a knife
DHSMafiaNick: lol
AngrdOmniscient1: LMFAO
DHSMafiaNick: i'll get a friggin baseball bat and finish what daddy started
AngrdOmniscient1: hahahahhahahahahahahaha
DHSMafiaNick: 8THWACK*
AngrdOmniscient1: i'll grab my sword and chop her to hell
AngrdOmniscient1: or take her head off
DHSMafiaNick: *THWACK*
DHSMafiaNick: *THW-CRUUUUNCH*
DHSMafiaNick: hahaha
DHSMafiaNick: no more 6 year old ghost
AngrdOmniscient1: its said that if you take a head of a body, and it gets buried like that
DHSMafiaNick: just a broken corpse and a knife
AngrdOmniscient1: they become ghosts and wander the world
AngrdOmniscient1: in a white blood stained tattered dress
DHSMafiaNick: the hell they do! *loads shotgun*
AngrdOmniscient1: w00t
AngrdOmniscient1: RESIDENT EVIL
DHSMafiaNick: yessir
DHSMafiaNick: only with more ammo
AngrdOmniscient1: lmfao
AngrdOmniscient1: UNLIMITED AMMO
DHSMafiaNick: LOTS more ammo
DHSMafiaNick: and weedwhackers as weapons
AngrdOmniscient1: --punches in code into arm band which turns out to be a gameshark/codebreaker for life--
DHSMafiaNick: like the classic SNES game, Zombies Ate My Neighbors
AngrdOmniscient1: oooooh yeah
AngrdOmniscient1: --drinks the purple potion--
DHSMafiaNick: lol
AngrdOmniscient1: --turns into a purple hulk--
AngrdOmniscient1: lmfao
AngrdOmniscient1: har har har har
DHSMafiaNick: that game is such a classic
AngrdOmniscient1: i loved that game
AngrdOmniscient1: kinda creepy
AngrdOmniscient1: --walks outside--
DHSMafiaNick: i love running down werewolves with dishes and silverware
AngrdOmniscient1: --ground trembles--
DHSMafiaNick: it was creepy
AngrdOmniscient1: --trembles get closer--
DHSMafiaNick: THE BABY!
AngrdOmniscient1: --looks up and sees THE BABY--
AngrdOmniscient1: YES
DHSMafiaNick: I LOVE THE BABY!
AngrdOmniscient1: --sneaks to nicks house--
AngrdOmniscient1: you ready?!
DHSMafiaNick: I'll blow it's baby ass straight to baby HELL!
DHSMafiaNick: *pulls out bazooka*
AngrdOmniscient1: --grabs weedwacker--
DHSMafiaNick: haha
AngrdOmniscient1: --revs it up--
AngrdOmniscient1: LETS GO BABY!
DHSMafiaNick: *gathers popsicles and soda cans*
DHSMafiaNick: BRING IT ON!
AngrdOmniscient1: --looks around--
AngrdOmniscient1: --sees small shapely figures on the ground--
AngrdOmniscient1: nick.....how old is your sister.....?
DHSMafiaNick: whoops......can't forget my trusy squirt gun..... *picks up*
DHSMafiaNick: haha 12.......
AngrdOmniscient1: ITS THE TOYS!!!!
AngrdOmniscient1: --runs down toys with wacker--
DHSMafiaNick: AHHH!
DHSMafiaNick: *throws soda can grenades*
AngrdOmniscient1: lemme see
AngrdOmniscient1: --scrolls through weapons--
AngrdOmniscient1: what else was there?
DHSMafiaNick: *they miraculously explode on contact*
DHSMafiaNick: bazooka
DHSMafiaNick: dishes
AngrdOmniscient1: dishes
AngrdOmniscient1: cans
DHSMafiaNick: silverware
AngrdOmniscient1: potions
DHSMafiaNick: popsicles
AngrdOmniscient1: --sees a cat in a tree--
AngrdOmniscient1: --sees the toys trying to get the cat--
AngrdOmniscient1: --toys reach the cat--
AngrdOmniscient1: --cat dissapears in a poof--
DHSMafiaNick: *attempts to reach a girl on a trampoline surrounded by zombies* (she doesn't seem to notice them......)
AngrdOmniscient1: yeah that always bothered me
AngrdOmniscient1: --ground trembles again--
DHSMafiaNick: *they get her and she dies with a horrible bloodcurdling scream*
AngrdOmniscient1: lmfao
AngrdOmniscient1: --ground trembles more--
DHSMafiaNick: I HATED when victims died
AngrdOmniscient1: --ANTS POP UP
AngrdOmniscient1: AAAAAH
DHSMafiaNick: i got freaked out by the screams
AngrdOmniscient1: --grabs soda can--
DHSMafiaNick: the ants!
AngrdOmniscient1: --chunks it--
DHSMafiaNick: I loved them!
DHSMafiaNick: OH!
DHSMafiaNick: MORE WEAPONS!
AngrdOmniscient1: --kablooosh--
DHSMafiaNick: there was a martian bubble gun
DHSMafiaNick: and a football
AngrdOmniscient1: martian buble gum?
DHSMafiaNick: gun
AngrdOmniscient1: oo
AngrdOmniscient1: OOOOOOOOOO
DHSMafiaNick: remember the level called "mars needs cheerleaders"?
AngrdOmniscient1: lmfao yes
DHSMafiaNick: my fav. level
AngrdOmniscient1: i loved the football level
AngrdOmniscient1: i hate football players
DHSMafiaNick: you're on a friggin football field
DHSMafiaNick: gunning down jocks
AngrdOmniscient1: and there's a baby sittin on the sidelines
DHSMafiaNick: yep
DHSMafiaNick: martians going for the cheerleaders
AngrdOmniscient1: --grabs weedwacker--
DHSMafiaNick: i cap a jock w/ the bubble gun i find from a slain martian
AngrdOmniscient1: --starts to moy down football player running down the street--
AngrdOmniscient1: --strangely enough in patterns--
DHSMafiaNick: haha
AngrdOmniscient1: --tremble tremble tremble--
AngrdOmniscient1: BABY'S BACK
DHSMafiaNick: damn.....
AngrdOmniscient1: --turns around right in the face of the baby--
AngrdOmniscient1: .....mommy
AngrdOmniscient1: --dies at the hands of the baby--
DHSMafiaNick: *throws a fork at the baby, nailing it in the eye*
AngrdOmniscient1: --reappears--
AngrdOmniscient1: .....w00t
AngrdOmniscient1: extra lives
DHSMafiaNick: it "dies"
DHSMafiaNick: (by shrinking)
AngrdOmniscient1: damn.....baby needs new diaper
DHSMafiaNick: into a regular baby
DHSMafiaNick: haha
AngrdOmniscient1: i forget
AngrdOmniscient1: what was the final boss?
DHSMafiaNick: Dr. Toungue
DHSMafiaNick: he turns into a spider
AngrdOmniscient1: don't remember that
DHSMafiaNick: and ya gotta tear through webs with the weedwhacker
DHSMafiaNick: then hit him with.......anything
AngrdOmniscient1: oooooooh yeah
AngrdOmniscient1: --as he says that, he walks into a spider web--
AngrdOmniscient1: aAAAAAAAAA
DHSMafiaNick: oh
AngrdOmniscient1: --freaks out over nothing--
DHSMafiaNick: more weapons
AngrdOmniscient1: .......
DHSMafiaNick: tomatoes
DHSMafiaNick: flamethrower
DHSMafiaNick: lord.
AngrdOmniscient1: ?
DHSMafiaNick: last hours as a bachelor
AngrdOmniscient1: lmfao
AngrdOmniscient1: that's right
DHSMafiaNick: I get married tomorrow....
AngrdOmniscient1: BACHELOR PARTY
DHSMafiaNick: haha
DHSMafiaNick: *Richard Barbee pops out of a cake*
AngrdOmniscient1: eeeeeeeeeeeeew
DHSMafiaNick: AHHHH!
DHSMafiaNick: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
AngrdOmniscient1: --hides virgin eyes--
DHSMafiaNick: lmfao
AngrdOmniscient1: --uses weedwacker--
AngrdOmniscient1: --throws soda 'nade--
DHSMafiaNick: hoses Barbee with squirt gun
DHSMafiaNick: *throws a football*
DHSMafiaNick: *Barbee's fat jiggles as the football bounces harmlessly off him.*
AngrdOmniscient1: EEEEEEEEEEEWIE
AngrdOmniscient1: --uses bazooka--
AngrdOmniscient1: --bounces off and hits the house behind us--
AngrdOmniscient1: .........damn
DHSMafiaNick: *with a deafening cry of "FRAT PARTY!!!" he chrges*
AngrdOmniscient1: fjkdasfoha
AngrdOmniscient1: AAAAAAAAAH
AngrdOmniscient1: --runs and tries to hide--
DHSMafiaNick: there is no escape
AngrdOmniscient1: --gets hit.........and dies--
AngrdOmniscient1: --dissapears--
DHSMafiaNick: from the huge mound of flesh that is.....
DHSMafiaNick: Richard Barbee....
AngrdOmniscient1: --tremble tremble tremble---
AngrdOmniscient1: --the ants are back--
DHSMafiaNick: AHHH!
AngrdOmniscient1: --ants reach up and grab richard from a hole under the cake--
DHSMafiaNick: haha
AngrdOmniscient1: --richard screaming FRAT PARTY all the way down--
AngrdOmniscient1: --CRUNCH--
AngrdOmniscient1: --.....paaar.........t...........y
AngrdOmniscient1: --
DHSMafiaNick: fire extinguisher
DHSMafiaNick: holy cross
DHSMafiaNick: that's it
AngrdOmniscient1: and the potions and keys--
AngrdOmniscient1: --reappears--
AngrdOmniscient1: i swear, the guy char
AngrdOmniscient1: had those ugly 3d glasses--
DHSMafiaNick: ha
DHSMafiaNick: he was cooler than the gorl
DHSMafiaNick: girl*
AngrdOmniscient1: yeah
AngrdOmniscient1: omg
AngrdOmniscient1: so tired
AngrdOmniscient1: bbl
DHSMafiaNick: k
DHSMafiaNick: peace
AngrdOmniscient1: good luck
AngrdOmniscient1: !
DHSMafiaNick: lol
DHSMafiaNick: thanks
AngrdOmniscient1: --hands nick a potion of 'Reverse Marriage'--
DHSMafiaNick: thnk God....
AngrdOmniscient1: drink this and you'll be single for approximately 20 years
AngrdOmniscient1: but you'll also be really poor, living in a crappy apt complex
AngrdOmniscient1: o.o
AngrdOmniscient1: side effects may include:^
DHSMafiaNick: better than living with Hope
AngrdOmniscient1: whar is the weddin anyways?
AngrdOmniscient1: online?
DHSMafiaNick: movie theatre
AngrdOmniscient1: lmfao
DHSMafiaNick: i'm leaving
DHSMafiaNick: yes
AngrdOmniscient1: i'll see you man
DHSMafiaNick: peace